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Offline Chili Palmer

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2010, 03:48:17 PM »
How did she know the guy was 'well groomed' ?  And, what was he 'doing to himself' ?  I think we need more details so we can put a complete profile of the guy together.
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Offline Scout

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2010, 04:44:24 PM »
Quote from: RedHighHeels on May 03, 2010, 02:23:07 PM
Quote from: Scout on May 03, 2010, 12:50:51 PM
Quote from: jaxdave on May 03, 2010, 12:35:54 PM
Quote from: militarydave on May 01, 2010, 10:11:00 PM
i'm talking about the citizens patrol

i'd be robo cop
You can be robo cop. you want the mini gun upgrade or the laser?
Try Mini-van upgrade...mostly stay at home Moms around during the day. I see some off road tires in my future.

You know neither one of us is going to be in a dang minivan.  Enormous gas guzzling SUV all the way!!!

Right! I look at those remote open doors and get a bit weak, then I have a near death panic attack warning my husband the next car is a 1 ton diesel truck in Black and chromed to the hills or I am out.  8)
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Offline jaxdave

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2010, 11:20:54 AM »
Could get one of these...


Say hello to my little friend..
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2010, 11:32:31 AM »
What do you think Red? Just about right, ey?
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Offline RedHighHeels

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2010, 11:43:59 AM »
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.  ;)
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2010, 10:24:53 PM »
i would say:

the lazer.

ZAP...... ZAP!!!!  ;)
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