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Offline Cypher2

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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2010, 09:25:48 PM »
I totally agree with you. The last thing I want to do is to engage neighbors in a negative situation at the pool under any circumstances. Unfortunately, it seems like we are outnumbered by those who are uninformed about the situation, or don't care.

I guess I might have had better listening ears that night if I hadn't had to kick out a bunch of 8-9 year old kids unaccompanied by parents just prior to that incident.

I just want to be able to go to the pool with my kid(s) and chill and it doesn't seem possible.

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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2010, 10:21:40 PM »
I have set my own criteria for when to tell people to get the hell out. 

I don't open the door for people unless I want to stay the entire time they are there and I know them well enough to count them as my guests.  If someone wants to break in I usually pretend I don't notice, unless I know they don't live in the neighborhood, they are unaccompanied teens/kids, or they start hell raising. 

I would rather enjoy the time with the kids and not deal with extra drama if I don't need too...
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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2010, 11:57:32 PM »
I would honestly like to see what a guard would run us.  It may be worth a $25 increase in HOA dues each year to not have to deal with the bs...

As an Oak Hollow resident who has seen an insanely dramatic change at our pool in just one week, trust me...IT IS WORTH IT!
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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2010, 06:20:28 PM »
I would honestly like to see what a guard would run us.  It may be worth a $25 increase in HOA dues each year to not have to deal with the bs...

As an Oak Hollow resident who has seen an insanely dramatic change at our pool in just one week, trust me...IT IS WORTH IT!

Oh, I have no doubt that it would make things much better, I just don't know in this economy if we would want to do something that was going to tack on $100 in HOA dues each year.  Not saying it would, just saying I would have to think a whole lot harder about that...
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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2010, 10:33:29 PM »
I can be the Pool Police for a small fee.
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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2010, 12:43:56 PM »
For what you would pay a guard just get your own private pool......................

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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010, 11:35:35 PM »
this is why i fill the bed of my Hummer H2T (Truck) with water and have a pool party in the back of my hummer, accompanied by asian chicks.

My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2010, 06:24:01 AM »
this is why i fill the bed of my Hummer H2T (Truck) with water and have a pool party in the back of my hummer, accompanied by asian chicks.

I know right?  Anna is certainly the "bedroom town" for Asian chicks.

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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2010, 07:15:04 PM »
I can be the Pool Police for a small fee.

I smell a local bikini inspector position opening up!
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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2010, 09:04:58 AM »
I smell a local bikini inspector position opening up!

If someone shows up at that pool with a bikini inspector shirt on I swear I will wear a bikini up there, and we all know that wouldn't be pretty!
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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2010, 10:58:54 AM »
I smell a local bikini inspector position opening up!

If someone shows up at that pool with a bikini inspector shirt on I swear I will wear a bikini up there, and we all know that wouldn't be pretty!

Methinks you underestimate the power of exposed skin + curves.

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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2010, 12:52:43 PM »
Amen to that!

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Re: TOTALLY HATE the pool
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2010, 10:24:10 PM »
LOL, love you guys!  :-*
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